Military wit and wisdom
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "Aim towards the Enemy." Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "After the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." U.S. Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." USAF Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you!" Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." U.S. Air Force Manual "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." General Douglas MacArthur "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." Infantry Jour...